Oh, William Shakespeare!

To celebrate the 400th anniversary of William Shakesperae's death...

But, soft! What light through yonder internet browser window breaks?! 
April 23 is the 400th anniversary of William Shakespeare's death. Mark this momentous anniversary!


A great dialogue found in goodreads, by Joseph someone.


A figure dressed in black, wearing a black mask, breathing heavily.

FIGURE: Hamlet!

HAMLET: What spirit is this?

FIGURE: Hamlet!

HAMLET: Pray, spirit, what art thou? Answer me! 

FIGURE: Thy father.

HAMLET: What of my father? He died seven years ago this very night. I mourn him still.

FIGURE: (breathing heavily): Hamlet! I am thy father!

HAMLET: NOOO!!